Semi-Realistic Squirting Cum Dildo: various sizes

What Is It?

A beautifully soft silicone dildo with a very clever delivery system.

The Strap-On-Me Semi-Realistic Squirting Cum Dildo combines the brand's signature soft, squishy silicone with an internal channel that allows liquid to be delivered through the tip. Fill the supplied syringe with water or lubricant for ejaculation fantasy play, or the system can also be used to deliver semen for at-home insemination.

Fill the generous 30ml syringe with your chosen liquid, connect the tubing and squeeze when you're ready. The clever three-outlet system can be positioned for left- or right-handed control, while the 82cm tube can be trimmed to suit your setup.

Available in two sizes, the gently curved, semi-realistic shape is designed for comfortable penetration and G-spot or prostate stimulation, with a flared base that makes it compatible with most strap-on harnesses.

Why We Love It

Yes, it squirts. And yes, that's enormously fun.

But what we really like about this dildo is that Strap-On-Me hasn't sacrificed the actual toy for the gimmick.

The silicone is wonderfully soft and squishy, giving the dildo a much more forgiving feel internally than many firmer realistic dildos. The curved shaft provides satisfying G-spot or prostate pressure without being aggressively shaped, while the choice of two sizes means you can choose the amount of length and fullness that works for you.

Then you get to add the ejaculation feature.

Fill the syringe with water or a body-safe lubricant and you can create a wonderfully theatrical finish during solo or partnered play. For a more realistic effect, try a creamy white lubricant such as Hybrid Lubes.

It's particularly fabulous for strap-on play, where the tubing and syringe allow the wearer to control the timing of the squirt themselves.

Fun? Absolutely. Novelty? Not really. Underneath all the theatrics is actually a very good dildo.

Best For

• Strap-on play
• Ejaculation fantasies
• G-spot stimulation
• Prostate stimulation
• Soft, squishy dildos
• Role play
• Partner play
• People who find very firm dildos uncomfortable
• Anyone who appreciates a little theatre in the bedroom

Not Ideal For

• People who prefer very firm toys
• Those wanting a highly realistic dildo
• Anyone looking for vibration
• People who don't want the extra setup of tubing and a syringe

Passionfruit Says

"Obviously the squirting feature is what catches your attention...but don't underestimate the dildo itself. Strap-On-Me's silicone is beautifully soft and squishy, and the shape is genuinely lovely to use. In fact, one of our customers bought it for the ejaculation function and ended up making it their regular dildo because they found it so comfortable. The fact that it can also deliver a spectacular finale? Bonus."

Frequently Asked Questions

Does it really squirt?

Yes! The dildo connects via tubing to an included 30ml syringe. Fill the syringe with water or a suitable body-safe lubricant and press the plunger to send the liquid through the dildo and out through the tip.

What should I put in the syringe?

Water or a suitable body-safe lubricant works well. For a more realistic ejaculation effect, we recommend a creamy lubricant such as Sliquid Silk Hybrid, which has a milky appearance and texture.

Avoid putting anything through the toy that isn't designed to be used intimately.

What are the three outlet pipes for?

The three connection points allow you to position the tubing conveniently depending on how you're using the dildo, including making the controls easier for either left- or right-handed users.

How long is the tubing?

The supplied tube is approximately 82cm long and can be cut shorter if you'd prefer the syringe closer to the toy.

What sizes are available?

Small: approximately 14.5cm long × 3.1cm wide.

Large: approximately 19cm long × 3.7cm wide.

The Small is a lovely option if you prefer less length and girth, while the Large provides a more substantial feeling of fullness.

Can I use it in a strap-on harness?

Absolutely. The flared base is harness compatible, and we think this is where the squirting system becomes particularly fun, the wearer can operate the syringe and control exactly when the "ejaculation" happens.

Can I use it for anal play?

Yes. The flared base makes it suitable for anal use, and the curved shape can provide lovely prostate stimulation. As always, use plenty of lubricant and take your time.

Is the silicone very firm?

No, and that's one of our favourite things about it. Strap-On-Me uses a particularly soft, flexible and squishy silicone, giving the dildo a more forgiving feel internally while still providing enough structure for penetration.

How do I clean the ejaculation system?

Don't forget the inside! After use, flush the tubing and internal channel thoroughly with clean warm water until everything runs clear. Wash the dildo itself with warm water and a suitable toy cleaner or mild soap, then allow all components to dry completely before storing.