The present dilemma: you wanna give them something good, something memorable, a unique gift to help them see out the year. But, you’re on a budget. Same. Well, my friend, we’ve put together a round up of hot gifts under $50 to help you win the silly season, and have them saying ‘ho, ho, ohhhh yeah’.


Gifts under $50 to stash under the tree.

Right on, Saucy Santa (Budget: $0 - $15)

Here are some lovely, NSFW gift ideas suited for your next Bad Santa, new partner, or even as a little pressie for yourself. Make like Frosty the Snowman and treat your playmate to a little NipZipBalm or even a classic pair of Kama Sutra Dice to leave your sessions to fate (and the sensual art of probability). For sports fans there’s the Tenga Pocket Click Ball, a masturbation sleeve for penis-owners that they can pack and take with them. And, for the see-you-next-Tuesday in your life, there’s a handy C*NT notebook to, y’know, help them take note. Of course, condoms and lube sit neatly in this category and make for an excellent and suggestive entree for your main event. Because: safety and slipperiness first, right?

For the holly jolly gifter (Budget: $16 - 25)

They’ll be positively tickled with a Passionfruit Feather: a sensual little something that suggests more is to come. Or, if pain is more their pleasure, make it a Maison Close Wooden Spanking Ruler or nothing. For the person that loves gettin’ some, and a little extra, there’s the Ultimate Stud Extender and Deeply Love You Throat Relaxer. Spoiling someone who needs a little lesson in pronouns? Perhaps a copy of A Quick & Easy Guide to They/them Pronouns is the beach read they really need this summer. 

For the “but first, coffee” folks, we have a selection of naughty mugs featuring muffs (finally!) or micropenises, because it isn’t the size but the strength of the brew that really makes every cup. And finally, for the arty ones, we have this beautiful ‘Bloom’ print by artist Christine Yahya (pink_bits).


Consider yourself a Kinky Kringle (Budget: $26 - $35)

Instant gratification is fine. But prolonged pleasure? Now, that’s what dreams are made of. Give them something that will continue to bring them joy in the New Year. Perhaps our Self Pleasure Challenge or a copy of Euphemia Russell’s Slow Pleasure? Überlube is exceptional and makes for a beautiful bedside accessory. For the artistically inclined we have the coveted C*nt Coloring Book. For the BDSM baddies, we have beautiful Vegan Leather Blindfolds by Spartacus, Easy Breathe Beginner Ball Gags and Tweezer Nipple Tassels to have them as ornately trimmed as the tree. And, if they’re a penis-owner, some PowerGlide never goes astray in increasing sensation and satisfaction.

A little more luxe (Budget: $36 - $50)

Hey, big spender. This bracket comes with a few more exciting presents, like the Fun Factory Bootie Butt Plug and Essential Bullet by BMS; a pocket-sized vibe for pleasure on the go. For plush restraint play, we have WildHide Fluff Cuffs and you love a little impact, we love these lush Vegan Whips and suede floggers. For uniquely thrilling sensations, you can’t go past the Spartacus Monarch Nipple Vice or Wartenberg Wheels by Kinklab.

Of course, there are plenty of books, lubes, accessories and accoutrements to enjoy under the $50 mark, so please suss-out our full gifting range for extra ideas and inspiration.


Spending a little more generously?

Check out Our Top 12 Frisky & Festive Gift Ideas. Not only do we go into more exciting pleasure toy territory, we provide a bunch of ideas for even the most unconventional guests.


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