Hey Epiphora's Favourites
Epiphora has a very discerning vagina. With a sex toy collection that clocks in at over 900(!) she has been testing and reviewing sex toys on her popular blog, Hey Epiphora, for over a decade. Highly trusted and well-known for her snarky yet authentic style, Epiphora is famous for her relentlessly honest sex toy reviews. Many loyal readers entrust their future orgasms to her, and she does not take that honor lightly.
Years of sex toy testing have led Epiphora to cultivate a taste for toys that are well-constructed, body-safe, and most of all: pleasurable. These are the toys that somehow meet her obscenely high standard.
Sliquid Naturals: Sassy Water Based Lube - various sizes *STAFF PICK*
from $25.00pH balanced (4.1 – 4.4 pH) Sassy is our most popular lubricant from one of our favourite brands, Sliquid. It is the cleanest and most simple water based blend that...
On for Her Arousal Oil - 5ml *STAFF PICK*
$34.95NOW AVAILABLE WITH HEMP INFUSED AROUSAL OIL. ON For Her is a powerful potent oil that takes you on a 45 minute pleasure trip. You apply one drop (seriously, only...
Pjur Original Silicone Lubricant - various sizes *STAFF PICK*
from $34.95This could be the one item that has single-handedly changed the way we experience the joy of sex. If you haven't discovered this silicone lube, it is the one thing...
Pure Wand - NJoy *STAFF PICK*
$245.00Here's a quote from Tristan Taormino's new book 'The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms'. "Measly words can't adequately describe what the Pure Wand feels like. This is the most intense,...
Tiger G5 - Fun Factory *STAFF PICK*
$180.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: VERY QUIET TYPE: Internal/External - Rechargeable FUNCTION: Six speeds and six patterns of vibration. The speed of the patterns cannot be altered. Tiger is the...
Touch X by We-Vibe *STAFF PICK*
$149.00POWER SCALE: 5/5NOISE LEVEL: WHISPER QUIET TYPE: External - Rechargeable FUNCTION: 8 speeds, 7 patterns - speed of the patterns can be altered Could you imagine a better toy than...
Drip Candles - Assorted Colours *STAFF PICK*
$25.00A range of drip candles to add to your play. When dripped on the skin they have a hint of heat, leaving a trail of coloured wax over your skin....
Bootie Butt Plug: Small - Fun Factory
$40.00Our favourite German Geniuses, Fun Factory, have produced the perfect beginners butt plug. Soft, velvety, flexible, comfortable and petite - everything you need in a first time butt toy. The...
Mona 2 - Lelo *STAFF PICK*
$225.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: Whisper quiet TYPE: Internal - Rechargeable FUNCTION: 6 settings The Mona 2 is a flawless vibrator, tapered at the tip for easy, gradual insertion. The...
We-Vibe Rave - App Controlled
$149.00POWER SCALE: 5/5 NOISE LEVEL: VERY QUIET TYPE: Internal/G-Spot - RECHARGEABLE FUNCTION: Ten speeds and variable, bespoke patterns. Phenomenal. There are so many shaft style toys on the market and...
Sassy G-Spot Vibe - BMS *STAFF PICK*
$89.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: QUIET TYPE: Internal - rechargeable FUNCTION: From very low to very high. No patterns This would be a great first time vibe. It's fun, budget...
Joque Harness - Spareparts
$249.00There are oh-so-many reasons (well 8 that we can think of) why we LOVE this harness. incredibly comfortable (made from 80% polyester and 20% spandex) waterproof and easily washable (spa...
Pivot Erection Ring by We-Vibe - App Controlled *STAFF PICK*
$139.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: VERY QUIET TYPE: External Erection Ring/Rechargeable/Optional App controlled FUNCTION: Four speeds and six patterns of vibration plus endless possibilities using the We-Vibe app. Erection rings...
Nova 2 by We-Vibe - App Controlled
$189.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: VERY QUIET TYPE: Internal/External FUNCTION: Ten speeds and bespoke patterns of vibration. The speed of the patterns can be altered. The brand new and improved...
Racy Bullet - BMS *STAFF PICK*
$60.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: QUIET TYPE: External - rechargeable FUNCTION: From very low to very high. No patterns We love little Racy by one of our fave companies, BMS...
Tango X by We-Vibe *STAFF PICK*
$129.00POWER SCALE: 5/5NOISE LEVEL: WHISPER QUIET TYPE: External - Rechargeable FUNCTION: 8 speeds, 7 patterns - speed of the patterns cannot be altered The world just go a little better...
G-Spot Bullet - Je Joue *STAFF PICK*
$99.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: Quiet TYPE: External - rechargeable FUNCTION: 5 speeds, 7 patterns Cute as a button but strong as an ox, the newest toy to grace the...
Liberator Throw *STAFF PICK*
$259.00Great, passionate love making is by nature MESSY. Have the messiest sex of your life without the worry of clean up with the Liberator Throw. Toss it on top of...
Arc - Dame Products *STAFF PICK*
$199.00POWER SCALE: 4/5NOISE LEVEL: WHISPER QUIET TYPE: External - Rechargeable FUNCTION: 5 speeds, 5 patterns - speed of the patterns cannot be altered We've been waiting for this internal toy...
Rabbit Bullet - Je Joue *STAFF PICK*
$99.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: Quiet TYPE: External - rechargeable FUNCTION: 5 speeds, 7 patterns Cute as a button but strong as an ox, the newest toy to grace the...
The Big Boss G5 - Fun Factory
$180.00POWER SCALE: 4/5 NOISE LEVEL: VERY QUIET TYPE: Internal/External - Rechargeable FUNCTION: Six speeds and six patterns of vibration. The speed of the patterns cannot be altered. Mmmm we hear...
Cunt Coloring Book
$29.95Fabulous drawings of women's vaginas for you to colour in. In 1973 Tee Corinne set out to do drawings of women's genitals for use in sex education groups. "I wanted...
Fun Cup by Fun Factory - various sizes *STAFF PICK*
$65.00The FUN CUP is shaped to curve with your body, and the thickness of the silicone varies accordingly. The rim is thicker and firmer, to keep your cup reliably in...
Medium Steel Plug - NJoy *STAFF PICK*
$160.00Equally fun for hot bedroom play or to wear all day for some secret stimulation, Njoy’s Pure Plugs truly shine where the sun don’t! The Pure Plugs combine a large,...
Palm Power Wand - Rechargeable
$125.00POWER SCALE: 5/5 NOISE LEVEL: Very quiet TYPE: External Function: Low to High - Rechargeable Everything you love about the Palm Power plug-in wand, is now available in the (cordless)...