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One of the biggest benefits of being able to work from home, is a masturbation break. None of us really need coffee after 3pm but an orgasm? Yes please!! Here's why masturbating will improve your work life and which toys are the best ones to have in your desk drawer.
1. BULLETS IMPROVE CONCENTRATION
With your handy TangoX bullet ready to go in your pencil case, you'll be finishing that project in record time. When the afternoon is dragging on and your shoulders are ready for a rub, just whip it out, reach down your pants and apply directly to the clitoris. The release of oxytocin relieves any pain and discomfort relieving anxiety and creating clarity. Project done.
2. MANTAS MAKE BETTER DECISIONS
Owner of a penis Dr. Jim Pfaus of Concordia University in Montreal, Quebec, has done his research on the lasting effects of natural, healthy rushes of dopamine, and he reckons that it gives your brain the flexibility it needs for good decision making. When you reach for your Manta and wrap it around your penis at 11.00am instead of having coffee and pastry, you'll be more easily adaptable to the ever-changing world around you, hence better decisions. Make VP by the end of the year and reduce your chance of heart disease by easing up on the croissants.
3. HAVE MORE FUN WITH AN AIR KISSED CLIT
Owner of a vulva, Virginia Wolf says that with all the dopamine and oxytocin stomping around in our bodies after orgasm, we often become more intuitive, more positive, and more energized after orgasm. Spread your legs, let Dame Aer do her business and almost immediately that spread sheet will be looking like a fun game ready to be mastered.
4. BE MORE ASSERTIVE WITH DITTO
Before your next Google Meet, slip a We-Vibe Ditto deep inside your butt and wham O! You've released Testosterone mid O!!! This mighty mix of chemicals makes you feel more open to new challenges that may have frightened you before. Suddenly, you're more assertive, and you can focus more efficiently on the task at hand! Who knew? You could even play with the remote control during your meeting and smile your way to success.
5. FIND YOUR CREATIVITY WITH SASSY
If you work in the creative field, take an afternoon break with Sassy. Slip this marvelous vibe inside and angle towards the G-Spot after you've massaged your clit for a bit.
"For creative and revolutionary women, their passionately sexual feminine nature inspires and drives them." Virginia Wolf
In her novel 'Vagina', Wolf claims that many women who temporarily lose their ability to orgasm — perhaps due to sexual assault or a physical injury — report seeing everything around them as flatter, less colorful, and less interesting than before. Make orgasm part of your work day and be the next Georgia O'Keefe.
CONCLUSION
Now that you can work from home, activate your brain power and make orgasms a part of your daily work life. Game on!!