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Welcome to our horned-up hall of fame: a review of the incredible designs that've graced our shelves – and our bedrooms – this year. It is our pleasure to share the top five toys that have secured pole position on our lists, as well as the ole faithfuls we keep returning to, year after year.
Without further ado, please welcome your Top Toys of 2024:
5. Snail Vibe Evo $189.00
It's not just a toy: it's a multitasking masterpiece. Whether you go hands-free or full-throttle with some thrusting action, the Evo grips the frenulum like a magnet. Meanwhile, an unfurling ribbed tip stays laser-focused on the head to deliver devoted vibrations; making this the most innovative penis pleaser to hit the market in years. It's not just unique, it's unforgettable.
4. Piccolo Pegging Kit $70.00
Explore your pegging fantasies, without fucking your budget. Just because we're in the middle of a financial crisis, doesn't mean you have to sacrifice your pleasure! Designed to fit everyone, the Piccolo Pegging Kit is safe, secure, washable and perfect for your first time peg party. The kinda combo that screams "cossie livs!", mid thrust at a munch.
3. Svakom Erica $139.00
Erica is the flexible, gender neutral yogi of the sex toy world, bending effortlessly to suit your every whim. Whether you use it forwards, backwards, or somewhere in between, this versatile wonder invites you to connect with your lover (via an intuitive app) and dive headfirst into its all encompassing vibrations. Truly, a mindfulness retreat for the senses.
2. Womanizer Vibe $210.00
The first vibrator from the air-pressure specialists, Vibe is an arousal powerhouse wrapped in sleek curves and ridges, making it ideal for exploring every inch of your body. Despite its impressive size for an external toy, it's near silent. With pulsations that can sync to your favourite beats, it's less a toy and more a private concert for your senses. Encore, anyone?
1. Womanizer Next $319.00
The Womanizer Next delivers an orgasm so precise and powerful, its like being exorcised by a pleasure virtuoso: tender yet relentless, triumphant and harmonious. With the power of a passing eshay*'s sub-woofer, you'll experience sensations that will have you questioning your frequencies.
*'Eshay' is a slang term to affectionately describe Australia's lad equivalent to the British chav.
As the newcomers settle in, it's time we reflect on this year's Hall of Famers, our Ole Faithfuls:
5. Überlube $25.00-$45.00
Okay, okay, it's not a sex toy but it's the closest thing you'll get to a sex toy without it actually being one. Überlube is the gold standard of lubricants, rising above a sea of sub-par imposters that seem to be designed by people who've clearly never met a vagina. Providing seamlessly slick lubrication for vulvas, penises, digits, glass dildos, etc., this one's a mainstay in our stash. We even carry spares (and travel-sized canisters) for when the mood strikes.
(It also doubles as an excellent makeup primer, IYKYK.)
4. Fun Factory Tiger G5 $199.00
The big industry news of the year is that Satisfyer have bought Fun Factory, and we are all quietly grieving the loss of the German stalwarts. However, their Tiger still sits in my toy bag just as it did twenty five years ago: consistently delivering the Porsche of pleasure. Vale Fun Factory.
3. Perfect Fit Ribbed Constriction Ring $28.00
When you've yanked and contorted as many rings as we have, you'll understand how difficult it is to get the perfect amount of stretch and constriction. The Ribbed Ring is the ultimate copilot, delivering results that no pill can match.
2. Touch X $149.00
The trustiest, rumbliest, shapeliest and friendliest little clit vibe you'll ever encounter. When all your other buzzy friends fall by the wayside, Touch X provides orgasmic constancy and rock solid reliability – so your pleasure need never take a day off. Keep it charged and you'll never live an orgasm-free day in your life.
1. Pure Wand $250.00
No fancy features or bells and whistles here folks. Just 700 grams of curved steel that's crafted to bang on the previously unopened doors of your pleasure portals. Buy it and keep it forever like an heirloom. Its reputation precedes itself for a reason. 💦💦💦
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